Dear Santa,
I'd like some new glasses this Christmas. I have not been a "very good girl." I figured you'd appreciate the honesty and spoil me in light of encouraging good behavior. (Though, to stay congruent, I will continue to be a bad girl [does it count if it's in a good way?].) I will provide cookies, milk, a flask of Crown Royal and a Playboy in exchange. Love, Happy Christmas, Bros before ho ho hos, Megan
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